Clearly Labeled as Satire

Wash, DC – President Obama announced today that despite setbacks to his efforts to impose green house gas regulation caused by BP’s successful attempts to stop the oil leak from the damaged Gulf well, he will not be dissuaded from his domestic energy agenda.

A White House spokesman who wishes to remain anonymous told us the President has said in a closed meeting, ”Right now teams of experts are scouring the country searching for the next environmental disaster or potential disaster.  We will not rest until this catastrophe is found and we can return to the important work of making Americans afraid of petroleum-based products and imposing on them unwanted and unnecessary energy regulation.”